Adventure Time

I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

(Source: happy-healthy-kitty)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

clitulufhtagn:

consent is sexy in the same way that not shitting on people’s doorsteps is sweet and neighborly

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
forestygrump:

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot


JULIEN